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Cameron's Countdown

Vorderman

 

Carol Vordeman it seems is Cameron's new maths adviser. We've knocked up this picture to suggest some advice she might like to give the Tory leader.

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Andrew Webber
Here's an idea for an amusing mock-up. How about a photo of John Prescott standing next to Jamie Oliver fronting a healthy-eating anti-obesity campaign.

It might be humorously symbolic of the obscenity of bloated Labour champagne socialist politicians gorging themselves endlessly at public expense whilst the country slides inexorably towards bankruptcy.

I look forward to your efforts with interest.
@ 9:57 am, Mon 13th Apr 2009 | reply |
Owain Gardner
Bloated champagne Socialists? Labour is the party of spending, people should remember that and quite frankly it's better to be economically bankrupt under Labour than morally bankrupt under the Tories!
@ 1:48 pm, Fri 24th Apr 2009 | reply |
Joseph Caslin
Twat.
@ 6:26 pm, Fri 31st Jul 2009 | reply |
Sam Dooley
Carol Vorderman as Cameron's maths czar? Maybe she should explain why she spent years flogging high-interest, last-hope sub-prime 'consolidation loans' on the telly to people with more debt worries than sense.
@ 3:21 pm, Tue 7th Apr 2009 | reply |
Scot Richards
Are you seriously suggesting that not a single penny can be knocked off this apalling government's bloated budget? Are you serious?

And only B off the budget? NO! We MUST get government spending down below 25% of GDP. we, the people, MUST take back our freedom from you and your kind.

And who do you think you are mocking people for their maths sense? Jeez. After too many years of the most incompetent government in history I for one am Counting Down the days to the next election where Labour will be eradicated - recognised as an idea whose time has come and gone, debunked and defunct. Your sleazy incompetent party will NEVER be elected again. Thank God (or Dawkins).
@ 12:05 pm, Thu 2nd Apr 2009 | reply |
Owain Gardner
This coming from someone who probably voted for a party in 1992 that simultaneously destroyed the British Egg industry whilst sleazing Politics up to the nines! Short term memory loss there methinks.
@ 1:51 pm, Fri 24th Apr 2009 | reply |
Alistair Lindsay
Wasn't it Cameron who once said that it was the Conservative's idea to deregulate the banks was one of their better ideas, and that their ability to regulate themselves was to our benefit??? I think this may possibly be Browns trump card for PMQ's. If you doubt a Labour government, I suggest you cancel all your tax credits, NHS subsidies on healthcare and cut up your buspasses, and child bonds letters. Good planning in your run up to a Tory run country.

Try that for 6 months then wonder what Cameron (who is yet to outline any definative plans) is talking about.
@ 11:19 pm, Fri 6th Mar 2009 | reply |
Beverley Hillbilly
Go Fourth!

Go Fourth and multiply, more like.

No Fourth!
@ 11:12 pm, Fri 13th Feb 2009 | reply |
Stefan Hirst
So the people who are presiding over "The worst depression in over a hundred years (Labours words), are lecturing us on economics. I Agree with NO IFS,NO BUTS, but lets not forget Brown got us in this mess, and only Cameron will get us out, BRING ON THE ELECTION NO 4th TERM FOR YOU!
@ 12:28 pm, Wed 11th Feb 2009 | reply |
Robert Bowen
Really? Brown got us into this? No, the Americans did. Their bankers encouraged sub-prime mortgages and then repackaged them as mortgage backed securities and gave them a AAA rating causing people to invest in them. When the housing bubble burst, the global banking system suffered. This had nothing to do with Brown. This is about greedy bank executives. Go 4th!
@ 12:33 am, Wed 25th Feb 2009 | reply |
Mark Jones
What crap.

London was one of the world's three most important financial centres... and the UK has experienced one of the most pronounced housing booms (now responsible for thousands of repossessions).

London has as much to pay for, regarding sub-prime trading, bad housing loans etc. The USA may have been the first domino, but the UK was well setp and ready to fall.

Not Brown's fault, what a pile of crap. The best inheritance in a generation, he spanks it all up the wall, embezzles billions from pensions, blows the gold reserve, allows housing and borrowing to go wild and then – when everything collapses leaving millions unemployed and homeless - he says 'not me guv'.

Once again (AGAIN) Labour bankrupts the country, destroys business, sends unemployment spiralling and leaves a Tory government to sort it out.
@ 9:07 am, Wed 19th Aug 2009 | reply |
Alan Christopher
You can hardly see the puppet strings being pulled by Hauge and IDS when the puppet Cameron was on breakfast TV with this.

As for maths I stink at it after being taught in class of 40 with only 20 work books under Thatcher in the 80's.

I would like the Tories to commit to keeping class sizes at current levels.
@ 2:19 am, Fri 6th Feb 2009 | reply |
Carl grahame
It's a cop-out blaming Thatcher for your maths ability. That was 20+ years ago. You've had plenty of time to catch up since.
@ 7:12 pm, Thu 19th Feb 2009 | reply |
Andy Peacock
hahaha,Very Good.it show the Conservative Party cant be trusted like Boris Johnson scrapping the London Transport.
@ 2:18 am, Fri 6th Feb 2009 | reply |
Zain Kassam
haha awesome, more of this please. this is ripe for the mocking.
@ 8:55 am, Wed 4th Feb 2009 | reply |
Kerron Cross
Variation on a theme. :-)

http://kerroncross.blogspot.com/2009/02/tories-to-use-carol-vordermans.html
@ 8:40 pm, Tue 3rd Feb 2009 | reply |
magnus ledgerwood
Cameron :- Front man for right wing tories.
@ 1:35 pm, Tue 3rd Feb 2009 | reply |
Geoffrey Brooking
What you forgot to say was Labour = spend, spend, spend when the sun was shining which also = tougher to get out of the recession!
@ 9:51 am, Wed 4th Feb 2009 | reply |
Isacc Hunt
Carol says,
"Despite trying to work this out three times, the Labour postal votes at Glenrothes just do not add up"

@ 5:40 pm, Thu 5th Feb 2009 | reply |
Geoffrey Brooking
You should have seen the amount of postal votes at the Lincoln City Council count in 2006 - they were by the bucket load - not in control anymore though! lol!
@ 4:50 pm, Fri 6th Feb 2009 | reply |
Cortonwood
It was the Conservatives who started creaming off pension funds when they said they were having 50% of the surplus for the government from the MINERS PENSION SCHEME.

An estimated £8 Billion so far will be creamed off.

Thats what I call real sums

@ 7:09 pm, Sat 28th Feb 2009 | reply |
Bob Taylor
Take away the glamour and the rigors of teaching in a state school I doubt if this lady could teach mathematics.
@ 10:03 am, Tue 10th Mar 2009 | reply |
Matthew Cole
Perhaps Vorderman could teach the country a lesson. She could try and work out the Tory sums and at last be honest with us about just how much the Cameron wants to cut public spending by. Because the man himself seems unable to give us any answers!
@ 4:28 pm, Thu 23rd Apr 2009 | reply |

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